I'm Gonna Give All My Secrets Away

Why He’s Hot:

1. He plays the fucking guitar. He makes thebest sex faces when playing the guitar.  Heplays the guitar so fucking well he doesn’t need to sing (but he’s John Clayton Mayer, he can do that too!). If he can finger a fret board like that I can only imagine what he’d do….
2. He wrote a song called ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’. Now if the title doesn’t make you want to get naked with him, clearly the lyricswill. And don’t even get me started with thevideo. discovering me, discovering you oh talk dirty to me John, don’t be afraid to use your hands, my body is your fucking wonderland!
3. His body. I meandamnnnn. *drool* Don’t you just want to lick histattoos?!
4. Long hair, messy hair,buzzed, he looks good with it all! but how often are you even looking at his hair…I mean those voluptuouslips are soooo distracting. Don’t you want to bite his lower lip?!
5. He’s raw and edgy and doesn’t care what people think. To the point where you go ‘holy shit did John just say he masturbates daily?!’ or rocks the ‘Borat thong’ while on vacation (that doesn’t leave much to the imagination, and I don’t care ;) )

I submitted this to the ‘Why They’re Hot’ blog, and just in case it doesn’t get published, here it is for your enjoyment.