February 2011
introducing, neveralone guy.
Welcome! =)))
January 2011
UM WOW THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING COOL.
colouration:
cuntpunt:
its an unfiltered cig. and a chilled bottle apparently
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
Girls with the same face in every picture.
especiallygold:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
I just want a nice big hug for Valentines Day.
Reblog if you pray.
justselfishjealousdepressed:
I want to see how many will reblog.
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me ANYTHING!! http://formspring.me/pcmaramo
I love how on all of the medicine commercials, it...
Dear chain letters,
It’s 4 am, should I assume that clown coming to kill me is running late?
Sincerely,
still not buying it -__-
"Do I look okay?"
“When I see your face, there’s not a thing that I would chan-“
“Dude, chill. I just asked if I looked okay, gosh!”
Akon in 2006: I wanna fuucck you
Akon in 2008: I wanna make love right na na na
Akon in 2010: I just had sex
Poor guy, Had to wait 4 years.
When I say I won't tell anyone, my bestfriend...
Dear person telling me I'm doing great on my...
Joke’s on you.
Sincerely,
Sitting on the couch laughing
Wanna know a secret?
Somebody out there can’t stop thinking about you. You are beautiful. Don’t ever believe differently :)
The depressing moment when someone who's skinnier...
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine....
Love is like handing someone a gun, having them point it at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger.
That awkward moment when someone asks "What's...
That awkward moment when you find out your toys...
Why can't those greedy little kids just share...
Those days at school when everyone thinks you're...
Who's going to be single on Valentine's day?
Dear Teachers,
You don’t like to grade it, we don’t like to do it.
Am I sensing a truce here?
Sincerely,
students everywhere
Some teenagers need drugs, some need alcohol but me, I just need a good nap ♥
That awkward moment when someone in science says...
I’m now thinking of leaving school and becoming a pokemon trainer
Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and...
BURN
I love it when I get a new follower. :)
It’s like, you, my friend, are way cool :)
I wonder if kids from China push the corners of their eyes and say “Haha! Look I’m American!”
"Dude! she just called you awkward."
OH HELL NO! Hold my turtle
Dear Mom,
If all my friends jumped of a cliff, it’s because it was my idea.
Sincerely,
your child is a leader, not a follower
FUCK IT
should be a choice on scantrons
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia
I can’t sleep because of Tumblr.
Did you know that when someone appears in your...
Ahh! I knew that Logan Lerman still cares about me. :)
I'm a girl. You're a guy. I have a foot. You have...
Does anyone know when the six o'clock news is on?